Fart And Burp Keyboard

Most mothers don't like burps or farts, let alone a machine that does it for you. But, being a responsible father, I see a valid need for a small child to have a keyboard that not only burps, but farts rather well (especially when our traditional burps and farts are unavailable.).

FartBurps smell like farts

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